June 30th, 2006
Golf Humor
Top Ten Things That Went Through Geoff Ogilvy’s Mind After Winning The U.S. Open
10. “This is one of those things you never forget, like seeing John Daly in the locker room naked”
9. “I wish I hadn’t put all my money on Phil Mickelson”
8. “Even I’ve never heard of me”
7. “Now I can take a vacation from the grind of playing golf all day”
6. “Crap - - I’m gonna have to go on Letterman”
5. “After all these years, I can finally use my ‘World’s Greatest Golfer’ mug”
4. “I can quit my day job at Outback Steakhouse”
3. “What would Retief Goosen do?”
2. “I hope this victory isn’t overshadowed by America’s World Cup excitement”
1. “Thank you, Balco!”
The Late Show with David Letterman, June 19, 2006